JOKES OF THE WEEK

*A husband comes home from Church,
greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her
around the house. The wife is so surprised
and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the
Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of
breath the husband replies, “No, he said we
must carry our burdens…”

*A man sits on the balcony having drinks
with his wife, and he says, “I love you!” She
asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He
replies, “It’s me… talking to the beer.”

*In America when a couple is about to go to bed
they say to each other: “Good night my love”
In the UK, when a couple is about to go to bed in
the night, you hear “Sweet dreams darling”
In Naija when a couple is about to sleep, you
hear them ask “Did you lock the Gate, Doors &
Windows? If you are not sure, stand up now and
confirm.