JOKE OF THE WEEK

*Wife hit her husband with fry pan.        
HUSBAND : what was that for?
WIFE : i found a paper in your pocket with the name jenny on it
HUSBAND : i took part in a race last week and jenny is the name of the Horse
WIFE : i'm sorry baby, i lost it on time, it won't happen again
HUSBAND : it's okay, you are my first and the last
Next day the wife hit him with the fry pan and harder this time
HUSBAND : what now ?
WIFE : your horse is on the phone
 *A husband comes home from Church,
greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her
around the house. The wife is so surprised
and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the
Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of
breath the husband replies, “No, he said we
must carry our burdens…”