JOKES OF THE WEEK

* Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher: Get out! Don't come to class for the next
1 week. Another boy laughs....
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw both straps of your bra.
Teacher: Get out! Don't come to class for next 1
month. The teacher bends to pick a chalk and
little Johnny starts walking out of the class.
Teacher: Why are you going out?
Johnny: With what I saw I think i've graduated my school days
are over.
* in an examination hall, a student all of a sudden
left his seat and sat on d floor. surprisingly, d
invigilator asked what could hav made him do dat.
he replied, " question number 2 says without using
table differentiate between civilian rule and
military rule" .
* a man called alex akpos has a problem of sleeping with peoples maid, there was a day he visited one of his childhood friend alex notice he had a maid and he decide to spend the night, alex launch his normal attack that night and decide to leave the next morning. The Next day the maid came to him when he was about to leave. MAID: oga i notice say that thing wey you do yesterday you no use condom
ALEX: yes, you no know say flesh to flesh na em sweet pass
MAID: yes i know i just dey fear ni
ALEX: why ?
MAID: cus that thing wey dem call AIDS i no wan get am the second time