JOKES OF THE WEEK

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*A Nigerian woman married a chinese man and not
long ago the man died. On the burial day, the
woman"s sister came screamin "i knew it! I knew
it!!" drawin attention on her. The woman"s family
members drew her aside to hear the hiden secret
she knew... And all she could say is that "i knew
that chinese product dont last". What a chinese
product!!??
* In a Biology paper, the students were asked to
draw and label a female reproductive organ.
Franca (a disco girl) found the question difficult.
She open her skirt and started to draw, looking at
her reproductive organ.The best student  Kate another
female was jealous that Franca may score higher
mark than her, she raised her hand up and said to
the invigilator: "Excuse me sir, this girl is copying
from the original"
* A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his
Mom on top of his
Dad bouncing up and down. The mother sees her
son and quickly
dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and
goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks,
"What were you and Dad
doing?"
The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has
a big belly and
sometimes I have to get on top of it and help
flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the
boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well
when you go shopping the lady next door comes
over and gets on her
knees and blows it back up