TRUTH BUT FUNNY

* This is another episode on truth but funny this
will make you laugh but are they true?
 If you want to toast go straight to the point. What is how is mummy and daddy? E concern you???
IGBO people be like, "Press the Lord"
I heard Usain Bolt can run faster than Nigeria
economy
You are an upcoming artiste and you first track is 10.2mb,who wan download am?
A lawyer hopes you get into trouble,A doctor
hopes you fall ill.An undertaker hopes you fall
dead,only a thief wishes you well.
You sent people broadcast on BBM to inform them not to send you annoying
broadcasts,please who is annoying who?
Dear twitter celebs, stop acting like ur father
owns Twitter! Remember u also started off
with 0 followers & egg avi, Be Nice.