TRUTH BUT FUNNY.

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All rich hausa men are alhaji why the poor slim ones are aboki
Every tooth paste na MACclean
Mikel obi scored because the ball was on the air, if not you know what is next.
Yoruba people shout over the phone, igbo people lie why hausa people call wrong number
The only person women listen to carefully and follow sincerely and even do exactly as they said without argument is the photographers
It's only in nigeria a police will arrest you,collect your phone and search your gallery if there's blue film for evidence
It's only in abuja you see names like Abdulrahman eze oluwasegun chukwuemeka all in the name of securing a contract, igbo kwenu