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Sunday, September 22, 2013
MUST READ: Lesson Of Life

* The lesson in it
is what is making me share it now.
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A young lady was waiting for her flight in the
boarding room of a big airport. As she would need
to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to
spend her time. She also bought a packet of
cookies. She sat down in an armchair, in the
VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace.
Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies
lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his
magazine and started reading. When she took out
the first cookie,the man took one also. She felt
irritated but said nothing.She just thought: “What
a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him
for daring!” For each cookie she took, the man
took one too. This was infuriating her but she
didn’t want to cause a scene. When only one
cookie remained, she thought: “ah… What would
this abusive man do now?” Then, the man, taking
the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one
half. Ah! That was too much! She was much too
angry now! In a huff, she took her book, her things
and stormed to the boarding place. When she sat
down in her seat, inside the plane, she looked into
her purse to take her eye glasses, and to her
surprise, her packet of cookies was there,
untouched, unopened! She felt so ashamed! She
realizedthat she was wrong… She had forgotten
that her cookies were kept in her purse. The man
had divided his cookies with her, without feeling
angered or bitter. “While she had been very
angry, thinking that she was dividing her cookies
with him. And now there was no chance to explain
herself, nor to apologize.”
There are 4 things that you cannot recover:
The stone… after the throw!
The word…after it’s said!
The occasion…after the loss!
The time…after it’s gone.
Cherish Every Moment and Fill It With Love. let’s
be careful please!!! Have å nice day friends.
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ASUU STRIKE UPDATE :- ASUU Vows To Continue Strike

* the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has
blamed the rot in the Nigerian university system
on the Executive Secretary of the National
University Commission, Julius Okojie, saying his
failure to insist on quality has bastardised Nigerian
universities.
The lecturers also vowed to continue their strike
unless the federal government honours the 2009
agreement it had with the union.
In a statement signed by its University of Ibadan
branch chairman, Olusegun Ajiboye, ASUU
renewed its call for the scraping or a total
overhaul of the regulatory institution if the nation
wishes to get it right in university education
management.
While calling on the National Assembly to beam
its searchlight on the activities of the NUC, Mr.
Ajiboye said the recent NEEDS assessment report
on universities reflects how much the commission
has failed in its duties as a regulator.
According to him, the report undertaken by
genuine academics contradicts NUC’s
accreditation exercises which gave ‘controversial’
clean bill of health to most universities through
“magomago accreditation.”
The union contended that only in a society like
Nigeria would Mr. Okojie still remain in office after
being heavily indicted in the report, saying “in
sane climes, the NUC boss ought to have resigned
through the revelations made in the NEEDS
assessment report.”
Mr. Okojie had, last week, absorbed his
commission of any wrongdoing in the rot plaguing
public universities in the country, particularly as
regards undeserved accreditation, blaming
members of the ASUU instead.
Mr. Ajiboye, who described the statement credited
to the NUC boss as ‘careless’, accused Mr. Okojie
of using his cronies who can do his biddings to
embark on accreditation.
He said the success of the 2011 elections was
based on the patriotic zeal and contributions of
genuine and patriotic ASUU members nationwide
saying that was why the election was free of
hanky-panky recorded in past elections.
The ASUU statement titled ‘Where Okojie Got It
Wrong,’ insisted that the NUC boss is fond of using
his ‘yes sir’ boys to do hatchet jobs during
accreditations, thereby compromising quality
most of the time.
The union said its almost three-month-old strike is
fully on, adding that the it would not allow itself to
be fooled again with ‘promisory notes’ of the
federal government which had never worked in
the past.
“ASUU cannot be blamed for NUC ‘magomago’
accreditations. Rather than blaming the Union,
Okojie should take full responsibility for all the
fraudulent deeds in the NUC, including the work
and eat accreditations.
“The NUC knows the kind of academics they
select for their ignoble exercises. These are
cronnies of the big man in the NUC. They can
never say no to his biddings. Nigerians should be
proud of ASUU in it’s efforts at repositioning public
universities in the country. One of these major
efforts is the NEEDS Assessment Document.
“This was a product of a rigorous academic
exercise carried out by dependable and credible
members of our Union. Unlike the numerous faulty
accreditation reports which had given these
universities clean bill of health, the NEEDS
Assessment Report stands out as a classical
document of reference detailing the rot and decay
in public universities in Nigeria. All well meaning
Nigerians can see the contrast between okojie’s
‘packaged accreditation reports’ and a credible
job done by ASUU.
“It has become very clear from the Needs
Assessment that Okojie and his cohort of
accreditors have fooled this country for too long.
Enough they say is enough. Time is now for the
Government to beam a searchlight on the
activities of the NUC.
“The Education Committees in both the Senate
and House of Representatives have an arduous
task to do here. Nigerians are calling for
dismantling of an omnibus body that has done the
country more harm than good. NUC must go.
“Professor Julius Okojie cannot absolve himself
from the rot in the university system by regulating
quantity instead of ensuring quality delivery,”
ASUU said.
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Saturday, September 21, 2013
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* Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher: Get out! Don't come to class for the next
1 week. Another boy laughs....
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw both straps of your bra.
Teacher: Get out! Don't come to class for next 1
month. The teacher bends to pick a chalk and
little Johnny starts walking out of the class.
Teacher: Why are you going out?
Johnny: With what I saw I think i've graduated my school days
are over.
* in an examination hall, a student all of a sudden
left his seat and sat on d floor. surprisingly, d
invigilator asked what could hav made him do dat.
he replied, " question number 2 says without using
table differentiate between civilian rule and
military rule" .
* a man called alex akpos has a problem of sleeping with peoples maid, there was a day he visited one of his childhood friend alex notice he had a maid and he decide to spend the night, alex launch his normal attack that night and decide to leave the next morning. The Next day the maid came to him when he was about to leave. MAID: oga i notice say that thing wey you do yesterday you no use condom
ALEX: yes, you no know say flesh to flesh na em sweet pass
MAID: yes i know i just dey fear ni
ALEX: why ?
MAID: cus that thing wey dem call AIDS i no wan get am the second time
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Friday, September 20, 2013
MUST READ : 2 heart with different defination of love

* There was once this guy who was very much in
love with his girl.
This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper
cranes as a
gift to his girl.
Although, at that time he was just a small fry in
his company, his
future didn't seem too bright, they were very
happy together. Until one day,
his girl told him she was going to Paris and will
never come back. She also told
him that she cannot visualize any future for the
both of them, so they went their own ways
there and then...
Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he
regained his confidence, he
worked hard day and night, slogging his body and
mind just to make something out of
himself.
Finally with all the hard work and the help of
friends, this guy had
set up his own company ..
You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day,
while this guy was
driving, he saw an elderly
couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to
some destination. Even
with the umbrella, they
were still drenched. It didn't take him long to
realize they were his
girl's parents. With a heart
in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside
the couple, wanting them
to spot him in his luxury
sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn't
the same any more; he had
his own company, car, condo, etc.
He made it! What he saw next confused him, the
couple was walking
towards a cemetery, and so he got out
of his car and followed...and he saw his girl, a
photograph of her
smiling sweetly as ever at him from
her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right
beside her...
Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had
happened. They
explained, she did not leave for France at all.
She was ill with cancer. She had believed that he
will make it someday,
but she did not want to be
his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave
him. Just because
someone doesn't love you the way you
want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you
with all they have. She
had wanted her parents to put
his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day
comes when fate brings
him to her again...he can take some
of those back with him... Once you have loved,
you will always love. For
what's in your mind may escape but what's in
your heart will remain forever.
The guy just wept......The worst way to miss
someone is to be sitting
right beside her knowing you can't have her,
see her or be with her ever again....... ..hope you
understand. Find
time to realise that there is one person
who means so much to you, for you might wake
up one morning losing that
person who you thought meant nothing to you.

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[Video] : Sheyman[@sheymanmusic] – PAPER RMX Ft. Davido[@iam_Davido]

* The long wait is over as we officially present to
you Paper Remix video by Sheyman featuring
Davido.
In the last few weeks after its release, Paper
Remix has generated lots of air plays and
eventually became DJs favourite. Currently in
Nigeria, it has become one of the top favourite
songs that makes clubbing a delight.
Paper Remix is no doubt a smash hit and the
video which is of high quality will further endear
the song more to good music lovers.
Sheyman is signed on to Phatbase Entertainment
and managed by klick Promotions. You can follow
Sheyman on twitter @sheymanmusic and Klick
Promotions @klickpromotions
DOWNLOAD LINK HERE *
To make Paper Remix as your caller tune, text
023198 to 4100, MTN subscribers only. Sms cost
N50
DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOAD LINK HERE
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OFFICIAL VIDEO: Dbanj – Top Of The World

* OFFICIAL VIDEO: Dbanj – Top Of The World
Brand new from Dbanj aka Eja Nla for his
hit tune and official song of the African
Nations Cup 2013 which incidentally
Nigeria won.
The video highlights clips of the past
African Nations Cup, and also Nigeria’s
victorious run. It should. The video is
dedicated to the Super Eagles and their
first cup in 19 years.
Directed by GodFather Productions.
DOWNLOAD * 
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THIS WEEK ON MIRROR

* As we all know that mirror is all about faces of celebrity that looks alike this week mirror bring you the BBA star oneal and the olympic gold medal usain bolt, can you differentiate from the pics you see, HIT or MISS
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UNIJOS, University Of Jos Students Hacked Union Bank Database, Stole N2.05 Billion

* The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
has arrested two young men who claimed to be
undergraduates of the University of Jos, Isaiah
Friday and Azzaior Samuel, for an alleged N2.05bn
fraud.
Two bureau de change operators, Salihu Mahmoud
and Dan Ibrahim, were also arrested in connection
with the alleged crime.
The suspects were also accused of being members
of a syndicate that specialised in breaking into the
computer data base of financial institutions to
carry out dry posting of funds.
The Head, Media and Publicity, EFCC, Wilson
Uwujaren, said the suspects were arrested in
Lagos and Jos.
He said, “Their arrest comes on the heels of a
petition which the commission received from
Union Bank of Nigeria Plc, Marina, Lagos, in
January 2013, alleging that a criminal attack had
been launched on its data base known as
‘Flexcube’, by yet-to-be-identified criminals who
falsified the bank records and accounts and
created unjustified huge opening balances in
several accounts across the bank’s branches. They
subsequently transferred funds from those
accounts to several accounts in other banks.
“The petition, which was signed by one A.F
Olufade, Head of Fraud Investigation at the bank,
said cash withdrawals and electronic transfers
totalling N2.05bn was involved in the scam.”
It was learnt that EFCC initial investigation showed
that Friday, who was carrying out computer
system maintenance services for one of the Union
Bank branches in Jos, Plateau State, on a part-
time basis, paved the way for the fraudsters to
penetrate the bank’s database.
Uwujaren said, “Friday was traced and arrested.
His arrest led to the arrest of Azaaior Samuel.
“Investigations further revealed that Samuel
introduced Friday to Mahmoud, who is the
mastermind of the fraud with others now at large.
“Mahmoud and other collaborators told Friday that
they needed access to the bank’s database in
order to carry out some postings. They promised
to give Friday N.5m if the deal succeeded.”
PUNCH Metro gathered that Friday agreed. On the
day the crime was committed, he told people at
the bank that Samuel was his colleague who had
accompanied him to work.
It was learnt that after the gang had succeeded in
gaining access to the bank’s premises, it carried
out the postings to six different company accounts
domiciled in Union Bank’s Marina branch in Lagos.
Uwujaren said, “The accounts are Gona Bureau De
Change Limited, Jaxmine Bureau De Change
Limited, Dan Kawu Bureau De Change Limited,
Godswill Great Communications, ZHG Services
Limited and A and B Console Limited. The postings
were carried out and the syndicate thereafter
went to the bank to withdraw all the funds. Friday
was paid as promised and other syndicate
members now at large shared the remaining
balance.”
The EFCC spokesman added that the commission
had been able to recover $2,129,900 and another
N134,542, from the fraudsters.
He said, “Other items recovered are furniture
worth N10m from Salihu Liman’s one bedroom
apartment in Yaba, Lagos; four vehicles, landed
properties in Kano and Kaduna and a four-
bedroom duplex worth N45m in Lagos.
Investigation into the scam continues.”

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